"The story of Seven"

First, the whole story behind this story. I went to London in June 2005. There, I met with a tall blonde girl of the same age. We barely knew each other, but since we were both from the same message board, we decided to stick together. We bought coffee and headed to Hyde Park. Something between us clicked, because we somehow came to understanding during the conversation that the other is not one of those to go into fits when you insult her OTP. Of course, we discussed fics and all those bad porn stories out there with Chakotay and his enormous male organ. We thought what it would be like if, for crying out loud once, the story was completely different. This is my take on it. Enjoy, Kate.

( A rather politically incorrect story regarding Chakotay's penis under the cut )