sevenjetc: (facepalm)
Let's welcome Mr. Cough to the wonderful fellowship of "Virus caused illnesses of Seven's body". Here, meet Sir Runny Nose and his wonderful girlfriend, Major Headache. Also, you might want to consider getting acquainted with a great friend of theirs, Lord Sore de Throat. As you can see, they are wonderful company that could provide you with hours of fun while the tea is running out of Seven's ears as she is not watching Doctor Who.

Why am I not watching Doctor Who? Because all I can do is to listen. I think most of you know why contact lens and cold are not a good idea. Plus have you tried wearing glasses while having a runny nose? Not very practical, is it? Alas...not masturbation, but cold makes you go blind.

Now if you excuse me I'm going to watch listen to Doomsday.
sevenjetc: (beware)
Let's face it. I have a really twisted sense of humour.
another example of my tasteful and gentle sense of humour )
sevenjetc: (Bored)
But my friend fails to provide me with a silly enough songs. So if there is someone with something completely random, here you can share and maybe I will pick something. And yes, I have 4 WIP videos on my computer, but those are all drama and angst and I need to improve my mood.
sevenjetc: (noes)
Ramen noodles for breakfast. I'd make a mighty fine Ood. I had to go to the mall as I ran out of the nose spray and there is the closest pharmacy open on Sunday. Of course it is one of those that sells pseudoephedrine containing meds only prescribed, unlike my usually pharmacy that sells them when I show them my ID. So no help there, huh?

The night was terrible, I kept on waking up with my nose completely congested and I cannot breathe through my mouth either because my throat is so sore. And I have an epic headache as a result. Oh cold, why couldn't you find some other victim, someone less hypochondriac and bitchy?
sevenjetc: (don't want)
So I wanted to be creative this weekend. I have like five unfinished vids, the Ballad of Russell and Julie translation (because in my mind, it has to rhyme!) and of course I've let Kate talk me into continuing the fic. Instead I have this luxurious cold that came with free sore throat and red nose.

The vidding is of the table because my head hurts too much to listen to music. And translating and writing is off the table too because all I can think of when I am not blowing my nose is how comes that the human body is able to produce so much slimy substance in the first place.

Bwahahahah

Nov. 11th, 2011 06:42 pm
sevenjetc: (beware)
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials.
__________________________________________________
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A:Depends how much you've been drinking.
__________________________________________________
Q:I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
__________________________________________________
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
__________________________________________________
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )

A: You are a British politician, right?
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
__________________________________________________
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

Meme

Nov. 3rd, 2011 02:21 pm
sevenjetc: (OMG)
SIX NAMES YOU GO BY:
1 Seven
2 Lyta
3 Michaela
4 Bitch (courtesy of Kate04us)
5 Misha (short for Michaela)
6 Hello Dolly (a colleague of mine calls me that on the phone)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
- Union Jack sweatshirt
- Purple House MD shirt
- Beige jeans

THREE THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT
- Be anywhere else but at work.
- See a play with David Tennant and Catherine Tate.
- My backache to go away.

THREE PEOPLE WHOM YOU HOPE WILL DO THE MEME
I held no grudges, so I won't make anyone do it.

THREE THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT
- Translated The Ballad of Russell and Julie to Czech.
- Tried to make the translation rhyme (still working on that)
- Went for a couple of beers with a friend.

THREE PEOPLE YOU LAST TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:
I work at IT helpdesk. I have to pick up the phones. I really have no idea.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE GOING TO DO TOMORROW:
- Work
- Watch TV shows
- Study some German

FOUR OF YOUR FAVOURITE DRINKS:
- Coffee
- Coke zero
- Green tea
- Beer

THREE THINGS THAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY:
- The Ballad of Russell and Julie
- Total silliness in today's German class
- cheating Amazon on postage by sending the stuff to Kate's to pick up when I get there...so therefore planning a visit of Hamburg
sevenjetc: (Bored)
I have to write about my family for my German class. Here you go, have fun, feel free to correct me.

Unsere Familie ist zemlich gross. Mein Vatter ist 54 Jahre alt und er ist ein Elektrotechniker. Seine Arbeit ist interessant und er kommt ost spät nach Hause. Sein Hobby ist der Internet für die Nachrichten surfen und die Politik.

Meine Mutter ist 50, sie is von Beruf Beamtin. Ihre Arbeit ist langweiling und sie kommt oft nach Hause angebunden. Ihr Hobby ist die Häkelarbeit und die Schokolade essen.

Ich habe zwei Geschwister. Meine Schwester und ihr Freund leben mit meine Eltern. Sie haben ein Kind und ein Hund. Das Kind und der Hund sind ein bisschen zu stupid. Meiner Schwester Hobby ist spielin in das Spektakel für Kinder.

Mein Bruder studiert Geographie in Prag. Er ist fein, aber faul zu lernen. Sein Hobbys sind Sci-fi und das Bier trinken. Ich verstehe sein Hobbys.
sevenjetc: (OMG)
I made this video last night because I had way too much energy drinks while watching the fairytale from which is the song. So I hope you enjoy videos in a language that you do not understand.



21.69MB mpeg video for download from Megaupload

Watch on youtube in case the player doesn't work.

All my videos

Ha!

Oct. 11th, 2011 08:26 am
sevenjetc: (Cigarette)
The co-worker who yelled at me for being late on Friday - yesterday I met her at 8:05 as I went to the other office building to clean away the cables. Today she arrived at 8:08. Will tell her the next time she tries to yell.

Today I am torn between watching tv shows, reading fic or writing fic at work. I found out that the funny wage I get is not going to change for at least another year, no matter what I do, and I am kinda bored. So why shouldn't I...
sevenjetc: (Default)
Yes, I know I came in late today. I spent the morning at the toilet, I don't think that the sandwich last night was good. I know what time my job starts. Just shut up, f*** off and let me be. You are not even my boss! I met him when I came in, I apologized and he laughed and said that it's okay, 15minutes is not so much of a difference. So you shut and be blonde or whatever is your job here. You know what, my life would be much better if you got married and went to maternity leave, but you are so annoying that no one would even date you.


Uffff, feeling much better, even though my intestines aren't (they probably think that I need more exercise and therefore are making me run).
sevenjetc: (fancy)
sevenjetc: (Default)
Pairing: Doctor/Donna
Rating: tohle pochopí každý starší třinácti let
Žánr: to bude asi vtip
Nudila jsem se v cajovne )
sevenjetc: (Bored)
So I imagined what it would be like if Donna went to the cinema to see Fright Night.

sevenjetc: (Default)
I've spent my day with this woman. And it was wonderful.

sevenjetc: (Cigarette)
...that LJ is outdated service that is going to end up extinct like geocities did. Also still using it is now considered to be hip. Say what you like, but I think that LJ is one of the best things on the internet. It doesn't bug me. It's not complicated. And the communities plus the friends page - do you know a better service than this? Ok, there is that dreamsomething thing, but it is just a copy of LJ, isn't it? So for now, I am going to be hip. Yes, I have twitter - have you tried to fiend everyone who reads the fics at the communities and tweet them your new fic?
sevenjetc: (facepalm)
I am kinda bored. Does anybody wants to challenge me with a crack-fic idea? Something Doctorish? Ok, I admit - DoctorDonnish? It's been a while since I wrote a crack-fic...in English.
sevenjetc: (OMG)
Ok, so much happened in the last few days that I don't even know where to start. Maybe with the play - it was brilliant.

We arrived to London on Thu morning and the journey was terrible. If you happen to live in a country where you have gypsies aka roma, you can imagine why it was terrible (involving being called w****, threatened to be killed and smoked fish in a bag. On the bus. In summer.)

Anyway, won't bother you with boring stuff like running around and sightseeing. In the evening we decided to check what it is like in the backstage area. We were standing at the edge, just to snap some pictures (of course my camera died too soon in the end).

We were told by a nice security guy called Steve that we cannot have the promo pics for the play signed, so we decided to come back later with scripts and programs and since we were standing at the no signing area anyway, we decided to just snap pics. When the momment finally came, it was horror. Next to me there was this guy, who seemed a little thick to begin with. While I was standing right next to him, talking to Steve about what David and Catherine can and cannot sign, he took out printed out picture from a folder. I think it was one of David's quickest backstage appeareances, thanks to this guy and several others. I mean I was horrified the way the fans acted. Poor David. First this weirdo next to me, who like eight times stuck the printed picture under David's nose, whining: "Sign it, sign it, I came just to see you, sign it.", while David kept on telling him that he can't. Then there was this girl holding up a blackberry, yelling: "Say "Hi, mom" David." to which he said, confused: "Hi to who?" and the girl kept shouting it. Then another one asked him to sign her boobs, to which he said: "Sign what? Why would I do that?!" and ran in. The weirdo next to me repeated his printed picture tantrum to Catherine as well, but she was very good in ignoring him. Also, nobody wanted her to sign any boobs, so she stayed a bit longer. But seriously, people, how messed up you are?
sevenjetc: (fancy)
Tonight I dreamed of being there with my friends Kate, Pet, Susu and Hexx. We went to the show as we were supposed to and it was awesome. Then we sneaked in the next evening to watch it again from the backstage. After the show was over, David let us to touch his hair and it was very soft.

A very nice dream. Is it time to leave for London yet?
sevenjetc: (Default)
Any of you would be interested in one ticket for friday 26th (for the original price, I think it was 65GBP or so) and bed in a 24 Bed Mixed Dorm check in on 25th and check out on 29th for 50GBP?

And my wonderful company is included. And for Czech or Slovak friends - we also have a bus ticket from and to Prague for 2590CZK that can be rewritten to someone else name.

My awesome company included in the price.

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